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Last year I saw an elderly Italian lady pump an entire propane tank-sized container of pesticides onto her yard - which was made entirely of interlocking stones, basically one big driveway. I'm told she obsessively takes care of these paving bricks like they were her own children; weeds don't have a chance.
The next day, her garage exploded. I don't know if it was caused by all the propane tanks of chemicals or the several tons of tomatoes and tomato sauce she had been preserving in there, but it blew the garage door off, caused tons of damage inside the house, and showered bits of tomatoes all over her precious yard. The explosion even cracked windows across the street. The neighbourhood smelled like burnt spaghetti sauce for weeks.