JWBF
Senior Member
Where are all the stations?
I don't think they're going to fake a heart attack or anything like that. No, if it happens it'll just be some vague "doctor's recommendation" that he slow down, maybe connected to his obvious physical health issues or maybe to his "addiction recovery process." Whatever plays for sympathy, skates just this side of plausible deniability, and doesn't require Ford to actually change anything about his behaviour.
I am currently undecided on which of LeDrew, Agar or Warmington has been the top Ford ass-muncher. There's still two months, folks!
Yes, but the Mikey resign for Uncle Rob scenario post-election is not implausible. Let's not think about how much that byelection would cost taxpayers, because you can't put a price on democracy apparently (especially when it's gamed by his family).
AoD
He'll also blame the biased media, the left-wing elites and socialists/communists for his failure.
But then council could appoint someone instead if Mike resigns.
If I were good at Photoshop I would add an antenna to whatever is in his left hand and in the background I'd put an image of City Hall blowing up.