A map I made of what could possible be the future map of NA. This is obviously a
joke, so don't take it too seriously.
Anyways, here's how it could happen:
-After years of Democratic rule and overreaching gov't power, Texas forms an alliance with southern states to leave the United States
-After a few months of fighting, the New England states decide that they want nothing to do with this and request permission from Ottawa to join the Republic of Canada (yup, we got rid of King George). There is little military resistance to this move since the Americans are focused on defeating Texas.
-Texas is successfully able to annex states as far north as the Canadian border. American forces are able to prevent them from annexing Michigan, Illinois, Wyoming and the Atlantic States and Pacific States.
-Fighting between Texas and United States dies down for a few months. American reunification seems to be a lost cause.
-Texas becomes uncomfortable with the United States having control of the entire west coast. Texas demands that California, Oregon and Washington either join Texas or leave the United States.
-The states refuse, and for a few weeks there are a few skirmishes.
-Tired of having to defend territories across the continent, the United States permits California, Oregon and Washington to leave the Union on the condition that they can't join Texas.
-The three states hold a referendum asking if they should join Canada or become independent. They vote to join Canada.
-Hawaii is now separated from the United States by a Texas and Canada. Hawaii feels that they are being ignored, vulnerable to attack and their economy is the worst in the Union. They request that the United States end their occupation of Hawaii and vote to join Canada. The United States never formally responds to Hawaii's request to end the occupation, but the US doesn't retaliate when they declare themselves as independent from the United States.
-Alaska was in the same situation as Hawaii. They follow in Hawaii's footsteps and join Canada.
-Mexico, seeing the weakened state of the Texas military, demands that Texas return territory stolen from them during the American expansion. At this point, Mexico has a much larger military and economy than Texas. Having lost over 40% of their population to fighting, Texas agrees to Mexico's demand.
-20 years after the war started, Texas, the United States, Mexico and Canada agree that it is time to end hostilities. A treaty is signed, recognizing the new boundaries of these nations. But some stupid UT member having too much fun in Adobe Illustrator accidentally paints Michigan, Illinois and Indiana blue and nobody in the US noticed. These lands are now part of Canada.
-Florida remains independent because apparently nobody likes them in the US.
And of course, the UK gave up control of Turks and Caicos years before this all started.
As I said before, this is all in humour.