Dilla
Senior Member
Apparently, they'll have to redesign all of them, as the city isn't allowing anything over 30 floors now.
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grey
Senior Member
Dilla is right. With Trump Tower out of the way, Four Seasons will probably scale back drastically. Anything over 30 floors is unlikely.
Buyers are already receiving the bad news in the mail, and they are NOT HAPPY. To make matters worse, Trump is apparently experiencing financial difficulties and might require protection from creditors, which means deposits might not be refunded to some buyers!
My prediction for Shangri-La is a Super8 motorlodge with heart-shaped soaker tubs (not jacuzzis, but staff will happily provide mineral salt packets for a small fee).
Buyers are already receiving the bad news in the mail, and they are NOT HAPPY. To make matters worse, Trump is apparently experiencing financial difficulties and might require protection from creditors, which means deposits might not be refunded to some buyers!
My prediction for Shangri-La is a Super8 motorlodge with heart-shaped soaker tubs (not jacuzzis, but staff will happily provide mineral salt packets for a small fee).
Hypnotoad
Senior Member
All of this and the news on the same day as the fate is learned about the approved 107 storey "supertall" Zoom Airline Corporate Tower... oh the humanity. In my best Helen Lovejoy voice, "why won't anyone think of the children."
And while we're at it, what is taking this podium so damn long?!?
And while we're at it, what is taking this podium so damn long?!?
urbandreamer
recession proof
Rumour has it, Porter Airlines is planning a highrise Porter Condominium community on the islands. Podium features a "world class" airstrip.....
Hypnotoad
Senior Member
Situated at the world's most famous corner, Lakeshore ave and Runway A.
Evan
Active Member
I'm sorry.. you're fcuking kidding right?
vegeta_skyline
Senior Member
Place your bets now;
-will trump die below ground?
-or will trump be a stump?
-will trump die below ground?
-or will trump be a stump?
urbandreamer
recession proof
Well, pardon the bad joke, but all I know is that Trump will be buried below ground.
Ryuinfinity
Active Member
Can you people tell me once and for all whether you are joking or serious?
nmoraitis
New Member
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Hydrogen
Guest
You laugh, but any deal with a W hotel demands that they build it underground.
marcus_a_j
Senior Member
Lol, they are obviously joking.Did your sarcas-to-meter not go off? Mine did.
Hehehe. My "sarcas-to-meter" just blew a fuse for excessive warnings.
Dan416
Senior Member
I heard a rumour that the City of Toronto doesn't think the angles on RBC are quite straight enough so they have to start again. Kyle Rae was quoted as saying "We aren't Italy. We don't want a Leaning Tower of Pisa in this city! We're world class!"
Ryuinfinity
Active Member
Alright, at least that's obvious sarcasm.
Please stick to joking only about the Four Seasons Hotel & Condos in this thread: the Trump thread is for Trump jokes. Oh hell, Trump jokes are fine anywhere, go crazy...
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