Hypnotoad
Senior Member
I'm not going to lie to you guys, when I lived out West it was all "we hate Toronto" all the time.
This would come up almost daily and lead to some fun chats. The first theme was that all the anti-Toronto people I hung out with either had never been to Toronto (but wanted to visit) or had visited and liked their time here. I thought it was strange that they hated the city despite either liking their visit or wanting to come here. They said it has nothing to do with the city itself but Ontario, the Toronto-centric nature of the country/media and the constant Liberal-voting block of Toronto that used to win elections before they even voted in B.C.
To them it was a side that Toronto hogs the lime light and that no one ever talked about Vancouver, Calgary or Victoria. Out "East" was everywhere past Toronto. To most of them (all very educated guys, I should add), there was no Central Canada. It was just "out East" and them. And "out East" dominates and they have a complex. Toronto was the elephant (although they'd never say that in so many words).
Still, after more discussion the real truth was revealed. They all hate the Leafs with a passion and hate that every Hockey Night in Canada shows Leafs games. This would drive them nuts. It was a weekly reminder how much they hate Toronto/Leafs and so on and so on. So in the end, they just built up a lifetime of bitterness.
I've had many of them over since I moved back. They love visiting and we always have a good time. But when we're drinking they don't hold back and remind me just how much they hate Toronto, reason notwithstanding.
We could always agree, however, that Canada was better than the US. Yes, it was our collective elephant-mouse complex that kept us friends. That, and you know, every other elememt that we actually took seriously.
This would come up almost daily and lead to some fun chats. The first theme was that all the anti-Toronto people I hung out with either had never been to Toronto (but wanted to visit) or had visited and liked their time here. I thought it was strange that they hated the city despite either liking their visit or wanting to come here. They said it has nothing to do with the city itself but Ontario, the Toronto-centric nature of the country/media and the constant Liberal-voting block of Toronto that used to win elections before they even voted in B.C.
To them it was a side that Toronto hogs the lime light and that no one ever talked about Vancouver, Calgary or Victoria. Out "East" was everywhere past Toronto. To most of them (all very educated guys, I should add), there was no Central Canada. It was just "out East" and them. And "out East" dominates and they have a complex. Toronto was the elephant (although they'd never say that in so many words).
Still, after more discussion the real truth was revealed. They all hate the Leafs with a passion and hate that every Hockey Night in Canada shows Leafs games. This would drive them nuts. It was a weekly reminder how much they hate Toronto/Leafs and so on and so on. So in the end, they just built up a lifetime of bitterness.
I've had many of them over since I moved back. They love visiting and we always have a good time. But when we're drinking they don't hold back and remind me just how much they hate Toronto, reason notwithstanding.
We could always agree, however, that Canada was better than the US. Yes, it was our collective elephant-mouse complex that kept us friends. That, and you know, every other elememt that we actually took seriously.