Northern Light
Superstar
I'm sure the person who was hired to write this must have LOL'd and rolled their eyes:
"When you step into our majestic lobby, it’s like stepping into a true work of art. Elegant flourishes and eye-catching details create a space of remarkable contemporary grandeur. It’s a space that will leave a lasting first impression with your guests, and give you a little jolt of inspiration every time you come home."
Reminds me of some stellar, ahem, wine reviews........
A wine reviewer's take on a certain bottle of Spanish Red.................... There is great complexity, and you could start smelling spice and smoke to move to earthy tones, hints of beef blood, cherries in liqueur, curry, diesel, old furniture and forest floor. 95 points.
Beef Blood? Diesel? Wow! Now I know I want to try this.................Also.........curry? In a Spanish Red? Maybe sip a glass, rather than chug a bottle........
Sometimes descriptions need a bit more editing and a bit less flourish!