Hahaha... no, I'm the kind of person that throws parties all the time despite the fact our friends don't return the favour too often. I draw the line, though, at buying one of those big green egg smokers for $3k and making brisket once, then letting it sit in the corner of my yard rusting until I haul it to the dump.
Barcelona's a great place, despite the huge unemployment problem at the moment in Spain. Last time you were there, did you go for a swim in the Olympic pool or (ew!) the sailing port? It had one of the better Olympics of the modern era. It still wasted a ton of money. Do you have any friends currently starving in the middle of Athen's legacy? Or trying to find a job in Sochi?