The "let's get Rob Ford a new job" thread.

[Hipster Duck]

Rob Ford is such a repulsive person, that I don't care how low he sinks.

I wouldn't feel an ounce of emotion if his next "job" involves dumpster diving in excrement-soaked clothes.

 

[adma]

Realistically speaking, his next job might well be one of occupying a grave rather than digging one.

Though if there were *still* political spunk in the Fords post-defeat, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to set up a "Pauline Hanson One Nation"-type populist political party, esp. given how much of their on-line support seems to come from outside the 416...

 

[urbandreamer]

Crack dealer?

Nah, he can replace Don Cherry

 

[blixtex]

Porn Star

or

Wrestling Manager

 

[TheTigerMaster]

Porn Star

no no no

 

[basic]

Spokesperson for Bad Boy furniture.

 

[casita]

Spokesperson for Bad Boy furniture.

Like the Bad Boy himself said, "I’m not a genius, obviously, but he makes me look like one."

 

[nrb]

He can go back to dealing coke and pot with his idiot brother.

 

[W. K. Lis]

A "maggot" (aka reporter) working for the Toronto Sun or 24 Hrs. Toronto.

 

[SunriseChampion]

The only thing he's qualified for is being a welfare recipient.

This porn star suggestion needs to die before someone here chucks their dinner.

 

[TheTigerMaster]

He could be one of those preachers at Yonge-Dundas Square.But rather than preaching religion, he can blab about the evil downtown lefties on council and their union buddies.

 

[Uncle Teddy]

Considering his habits and weight I wouldn't expect him to have much time for another job. Crash and burn coming.

 

[W. K. Lis]

With information from this link.

Rob Ford is still believed by 28% of the population.

Meanwhile, Rev. Fred Waldron Phelps Sr. is on deaths door. He was founder of a fundamentalist church known for picketing military funerals and political events with anti-gay signs.

With so many believers in Rob Ford, maybe he could turn to religion as a career.

 

[TonyV]

He can go back to dealing coke and pot with his idiot brother.

This was a plausible suggestion.

In fact, it gives rise to possible campaign claim for Ford. "I saved each and every vehicle owner 60 bucks per year, to put toward their crack funds".

*****

Families stage interventions for possibly two reasons. One reason would be to minimize damage to the brand, while the second reason may be to prevent the offender from causing him/herself further harm. In our case, the former reason applies. I could not care less what happens to Rob. He can go and play with razor blades afaiac.

Still, I believe we have a vested interest in getting RoFo the right vocation.

 

[Long Island Mike]

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Nah.

WKL and Everyone: JB and RF could become the new Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy...

Picture JB saying "Wrong you are,Robbie" and really meaning it...

Here's another thought: RF as Lou Costello along with Norm MacDonald as Bud Abbott...

I can picture RF yelling "HEY ABBOTT!!!" or doing the "Who's On First" routine a little under the wind...

LI MIKE