Late to the game but this is really is all amazing.
First, it's amazing what a horrible person Warrington is, and how low he is willing to keep sinking.
Secondly, I was trying give them benefit of the doubt but Ford is definitively not in rehab. At most, he's up at a cottage, hitting the gym and going to the local church's 12-step meeting. Mostly, I read that article and it sounds like Rob and Doug describing for other people what they think those people imagine rehab is (if you follow). "Tell them it's cool and there's even a pro athlete there, Rob!"
It's a place where you can get well, learn about yourself, hit the gym and still do work and keep your eye on the prize: standing up for taxpayers. They demand privacy but then call the press (and on his own cell phone?!). No way. They're stupider than people think they are, is the real thing here.
Everything else about the description suggests it's not a detox facility, even for those of us who only know about it from movies and novels. Sad, really.