"I've saved the city millionsh of dollarz....a BILLION dollars."
Dear gawd.
If any other mayor had uttered something like this while unconsciously swaying from side to side, while sweating and chuckling to themselves, it'd be fodder for serious mockery all on its own. Yet it's as if the press and citizenry are all so exhausted by Mayor Ford's impenetrable boneheadery and cliche'd mumbo-jumbo it just...slides.
I'm glad that this Lisi, lies, shootings, pipe and weed affair is kicking up a dirty cloud so complicated that some kind of fallout is being felt at last. I couldn't believe that Ford was taken seriously at all from the start, or that anyone would get behind him. That was shocking. Only slightly less shocking has been that he hasn't been pilloried for the gross volume of lies, harm and misdeeds he's done while in office, nor the awfulness of his intent from the start. It's that it had to get to something this low - something not even the main issue - for a lot of people to start casting doubt on him at all.