Northwestern Ontario...the New Province of Mantario? (Globe)

[vicente]

Ontario is too big (population-wise). It should be split into the following provinces in this map I made:

 

[Hipster Duck]

^

Toronto:

motto: more diverse than you
anthem: It's raining men
provincial bird: hipster duck
provincial flower: dead street tree

South Ontario

motto: Always got time for Tim Horton's
anthem: Always got time for Tim Horton's jingle
provincial bird: zebra mussel
provincial flower: ragweed

Capital District:

motto: capital punishment
anthem: Telefrancais
provincial bird: Marlen Cowpland
provincial flower: Ananas Pineapple

 

[Hipster Duck]

double post

 

[JasonParis]

It was so good, I'd read it twice regardless!

 

[ShonTron]

Great job Duck! But you left one out:


North Ontario

motto: More to North Ontario than Kingston
anthem: Bobcaygeon
provincial bird: black fly
provincial flower: Swiss fading country blossom (common name: Shania Twain)

 

[afransen]

Kitchener decided that it was the new coke or something?

 

[Whoaccio]

GTA annexes Kitchener-Waterloo & Niagara to become Horseshoe-topia (still working on a better name).

 

[ShonTron]

I also want to know why Prince Edward County is part of "South Ontario" while Hastings is part of "North Ontario". Is that in recognition of it becoming the gay cottage country?

 

[MisterF]

Great job Duck! But you left one out:


North Ontario

motto: More to North Ontario than Kingston
anthem: Bobcaygeon
provincial bird: black fly
provincial flower: Swiss fading country blossom (common name: Shania Twain)

Not to nitpick, but Bobcaygeon would be part of the south on that map. Maybe Shania can write something about Timmins!

 

[CDL.TO]

Doesn't Northern Ontario already have an anthem? Found here.