Hey, it's Mississauga, anything's possible.
By the way, address all firebombs, grenades, feces, etc. to:
Ontario Safety League
2595 Skymark Ave, Suite 212
Mississauga, Ontario L4W4L5
Also, if an online form/survey/person in the street/creeper at club asks for your number, give them this one:
905 625 0677
Their mission statement is also laughably vague:
"The Ontario Safety League has attained a stature that has endured for nearly a century due to the league being founded on sound and timeless principles. The first and foremost principle for our lasting success is the League's timeless core values and enduring purpose."
So the list of 'lasting' and 'timeless' principles which form their mantra begins with their desire to have 'timeless core values' and an 'enduring purpose?'
"We, the staff and the Board of Directors are passionately dedicated to these same timeless principles and we have the
personnel and the clarity of purpose to expand the League’s principles and values throughout the province and the country."
So you and your buddies have nothing to do but push an overbearing yet strategically vague agenda of 'safety' on those who actually
can tie their own shoes?
"The ability to maintain order, yet embrace change simultaneously is the challenge that we have today. "
Ooooooh, 'maintain order,' as if we are on the precipice of some sort of 'revolution of unsafety' - I ask, what order must be maintained? and who should be the arbiter of this maintenance? I would assume from that statement that the OSL believes they alone should police peoples habits, ensuring that they don't hurt themselves when ordering a latte, painting landscapes or enjoying a new waterfront boardwalk. Furthermore, How do I know if I am properly 'maintaining order,' or is this something I should not worry myself with since the OSL has seemingly 'got it covered.'
But what insults me most is that they claim to 'embrace change.' The Wavedecks in particular represent the city Toronto is striving to be: a truly world class place which works with talented designers, both locally grown and internationally imported, who envision and create spaces which inspire, animate, arouse, enliven, motivate, touch, influence, exhilarate and provoke us.
The true challenge we have today is to minimize the OSL's legitimacy and influence. In that vein, I'll get the ball rolling...
BRIAN PATTERSON SEX TAPE SCANDAL!