because tomorrow is Girl-friend Day...

[dan e 1980]

what do you mean "?"

if you're in a relationship, you're required to put out, just as when you have a job, your employer is required by law to pay you.

HUMAN RIGHTS!

 

[building babel]

I think you're only "required" to do what, within the context of your particular relationship and the ground rules that the two of you have set out, you agree to do.

 

[dan e 1980]

BB, it was just a joke. i must make better use of the emoticons.

this part is true though...

should not be used as a tool to get gifts. V-day is capitalism gone wrong.

the only people that benefit from this unholiday is chocolate retailers & manufacturers, halmark and psychiatrists.

couples should pay attention to eachother all year long.

 

[ganjavih]

i beleive that sex in a relationship is a basic human rights issue

?

 

[Mislav]

Dude, if I ever see you at Ibiza, Mallorca or Cancun, I'll do you a favour and throw you in the water whenever the ladies pass by.

 

[dan e 1980]

:rollin

one time i got an erection soo big i needed a blood transfusion.:lol

 

[adma]

Re the steak + BJ, given what the iconic heart/valentine's really supposed to represent, I'd think the oral pleasuring ought to be going the other way...right?

 

[Mislav]

All in all I'm surprised to see how many male feminists there are. :rollin

 

[bizorky]

i beleive that sex in a relationship is a basic human rights issue

Maybe that definition of "relationship" needs to be clarified here.



"Headache? Damn you woman! It's my basic human right to have sex with you!"

Doesn't sound so workable to me.

 

[AlvinofDiaspar]

Just go out and get some one-nighters already!

AoD

 

[bizorky]

or cuddle with a steak.

 

[nassauone]

cuddle with steak

 

[adma]

Actually, the "cuddle with a steak" comes afterward. Something to do with the black eye one of them chickies is gonna give ya