UT Christmas Meet-up At Sassafraz

[The Mississauga Muse]

EnviroTO wrote:

I wonder the same things. Yacht club wants a new building but the existing historic building puts a damper on the plans... surprise a fire. St.Clair townhouses constantly complain about a slaughter house that isn't closing down... surprise a fire. Now this.

WOW! Toronto's turning into BUFFALO!

 

[Canuck 36]

you think?

Well I have no proof, or evidence, or rumours to go by. Just a gut feeling.

Basically I should be sued for libel.

 

[spmarshall]

Muse,

Thinking the same thing!

Where's this guy when you need him?

 

[EnviroTO]

Apparently it may have started in the ladies room...

“My patients never had so much excitement other than what I give them.â€

In the ladies bathroom?

 

[bizorky]

In the ladies bathroom...

...caused by friction: the accumulated debt of the the place rubbing against the fire insurance policy...

resulting in

My patients never had so much excitement other than what I give them

And people actually say Toronto is boring.

 

[scarberiankhatru]

"Five-alarm fire draws 40-plus fire trucks to downtown Toronto to fight fire at Sassafraz"

Why don't you ever hear about six alarm fires?

 

[interchange42]

Why don't you ever hear about six alarm fires?

Scarberian: the sixth alarm occurs when the reporter goes up in flames too. That's why you don't hear about them.




Uh, betcha' didn't, uh, know that...

42

 

[building babel]

Considering how much money the owners of Sassafraz must've been making from this property I think the "Jewish lightning" theory makes no sense.