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Posh Sings Like A Bird: Irritatingly
The Spice Girl flubs her signature hit in front of the only two people who matter -- yes, Ashton and Demi!
14/08/2007
by Ryan Porter
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Thanks to our international network of spies, we got our hands on U.K. tabloid First. In between the stories on Jordan and Shilpa Shetty was the heart-wrenching tale of how Victoria Beckham humiliated herself in front of revered American socialites Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. The shame!
According to First magazine, Victoria was glad-handing her way around her Welcome-to-L.A. party last month when Demi and Ashton asked if she was ready for the Spice Girls reunion tour. Without so much as a mi-mi-mi-mi, Posh began belting out "Wannabe." But rather than that glorious vocal performance of "zig-a-zig-ow" that we've all come to adore, the tune that passed over Posh's perma-pouting lips was -- gasp! -- flat!
"She was oblivious to the open-mouthed crowd," a partygoer told the magazine. "Eventually, David had to come over and tell her that her sister Louise wanted to talk to her. What a hideous moment -- thankfully everybody tried their best to carry on as normal." How brave! No doubt Demi's forced smile broke at some point and she collapsed into tears, Katie Holmes quietly rearranged her hair until it no longer looked exactly like Victoria's and David was forced to fall on his knees and beg Ashton to maintain his friendship with the couple.
As if the revelation that Victoria couldn't carry a tune in an oversized Hermes bag wasn't a faux enough pas, stern Project Runway judge Heidi Klum told Jay Leno on the Tonight Show that Beckham-mania has turned her quiet Beverly Hills neighbourhood into a photographers' parking lot. "There is a paparazzi festival down the street from us now," Heidi said. "You couldn't even drive by because they were hanging out, waiting for them to leave their house. It's kind of a pain. It's rough -- but it's rougher for them than it is for us."
Heidi may be a little behind on her municipal politics. Posh petitioned the city to turn her street into permit-only parking, online gossip oracle Janet Charlton reports. The City refused, but Posh, unburdened by, you know, work or anything, appealed the decision. The street was redesignated and -- voila! -- Posh can now take out the garbage in peace.
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Posh Sings Like A Bird: Irritatingly
The Spice Girl flubs her signature hit in front of the only two people who matter -- yes, Ashton and Demi!
14/08/2007
by Ryan Porter
http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn...r=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc
Thanks to our international network of spies, we got our hands on U.K. tabloid First. In between the stories on Jordan and Shilpa Shetty was the heart-wrenching tale of how Victoria Beckham humiliated herself in front of revered American socialites Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. The shame!
According to First magazine, Victoria was glad-handing her way around her Welcome-to-L.A. party last month when Demi and Ashton asked if she was ready for the Spice Girls reunion tour. Without so much as a mi-mi-mi-mi, Posh began belting out "Wannabe." But rather than that glorious vocal performance of "zig-a-zig-ow" that we've all come to adore, the tune that passed over Posh's perma-pouting lips was -- gasp! -- flat!
"She was oblivious to the open-mouthed crowd," a partygoer told the magazine. "Eventually, David had to come over and tell her that her sister Louise wanted to talk to her. What a hideous moment -- thankfully everybody tried their best to carry on as normal." How brave! No doubt Demi's forced smile broke at some point and she collapsed into tears, Katie Holmes quietly rearranged her hair until it no longer looked exactly like Victoria's and David was forced to fall on his knees and beg Ashton to maintain his friendship with the couple.
As if the revelation that Victoria couldn't carry a tune in an oversized Hermes bag wasn't a faux enough pas, stern Project Runway judge Heidi Klum told Jay Leno on the Tonight Show that Beckham-mania has turned her quiet Beverly Hills neighbourhood into a photographers' parking lot. "There is a paparazzi festival down the street from us now," Heidi said. "You couldn't even drive by because they were hanging out, waiting for them to leave their house. It's kind of a pain. It's rough -- but it's rougher for them than it is for us."
Heidi may be a little behind on her municipal politics. Posh petitioned the city to turn her street into permit-only parking, online gossip oracle Janet Charlton reports. The City refused, but Posh, unburdened by, you know, work or anything, appealed the decision. The street was redesignated and -- voila! -- Posh can now take out the garbage in peace.
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