W. K. Lis
Superstar
...or they could be made into Eglinton Crosstown souvenirs, just like the Maple Leaf Forever tree.
Except that they would have to ship the wood to the Far East, where they would manufacture them into souvenirs (at slave wages), then ship them back. It's the shipping cost that would end up as the biggest price tag.
(Who makes Canadian souvenirs here in Canada, anyways?)