Toronto: Come see what a city can be

[fiendishlibrarian]

Toronto: What else can we say?

 

[paulbali]

Hi how are you I'm Toronto O.K. bye then.

 

[ganjavih]

"Here is Toronto... and why not?"

 

[paulbali]

Toronto: "It's a sexual thing, really."

P.S. Ganjavih, I highly, highly recommend to you a documentary called Off the Charts: The Song-poem Story. It gives This Is Spinal Tap a run for its money as the funniest movie about music ever made.

 

[Irishmunk]

T.O. Totally Ordinary.

 

[Sir Novelty Fashion]

Toronto: It's Still There

 

[billy corgan19982]

Toronto: Meh, it’s ok.

 

[ganjavih]

"Toronto... you've tried the best, now try the rest!"

 

[adma]

"Toronto: We are beautiful, no matter what they say"

 

[paulbali]

Toronto: If you have relatives who live here and you come to visit them, you will be here, in Toronto.

 

[building babel]

Toronto: We're so gosh darned multicultural we even have an Orange Lodge Parade.

 

[interchange42]

Toronto: the city above Buffalo

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[Oliver Tweed]

Most of these joke ones are pretty weak except fiendishlibrarian's "Toronto: What else can we say?" That was funny.

How about alluding to the recent articles that have equated Toronto to an awkward teenager with enormous but mostly unrealized potential?



Toronto: Currently jerking off to the Sears catalog, but stay tuned

 

[Archivistower]

I think the Vegas slogan is hilarious. Compared with any city in Europe, Las Vegas is uptight as hell and really nothing "goes" there that isn't corporate. Vegas is "naughty" in the same way that McDonalds is "food".

I still think "You belong here" is fantastic and should be resucitated. Three words. Perfect.

 

[adma]

You Belong To The City?