Not that we're ever going to hear an answer from Rob...
reporterdonpeat 1:23pm via HootSuite
10 questions waiting for Rob Ford's return from rehab.
10) Do you have anything to say to Councillor Karen Stintz about your comments made in a bar about wanting to “jam†her?
I was in a drunken stupor and don't remember saying it. Anything else?
9) Do you have anything to say to the people who were offended by the racial slurs, homophobic remarks or sexist comments that have been attributed to you over the last few months?
See above.
8) Why did you decide to set the return date for your rehab on the day after Toronto’s Pride week ended?
The spa won't let me leave before that date. If I do, I won't get the "you're no longer an addict" certificate.
7) Why did you threaten City Hall security staff for reporting your past bad behaviour?
I was drunk. It's in the past.
6) Who were the two strangers you brought back to City Hall after a Toronto Maple Leafs game?
They are friends. I don't throw my friends under the bus.
5) What substantial changes have you made in your life to ensure you won’t have another “minor setback,†be caught on camera “extremely, extremely inebriated†or in a “drunken stupor“?
I am a changed man because of the wonderful people at GreeneStone
4) When you took a leave of absence you admitted you have a “problem with drinking†but didn’t mention your admitted drug use. Do you recognize now that you had a drug problem or do you still deny that you have a drug issue?
I only did drugs while in a drunken stupor. Get rid of the stupor, get rid of the drugs.
3) Why did you not enter the U.S. when you flew to Chicago on May 1? If re-elected, could you still travel freely to the U.S.?
I decided I would rather stay in Canada. I was not forced back. I can travel anywhere.
2) You’ve refused to listen to advice from your staff about entering rehab. Why did you decide to enter rehab when you did?
Come to Jesus moment...but if I'd have gotten Raptors tickets that night, I wouldn't have bothered.
1) Why was Lee Anne McRobb driving your Cadillac Escalade allegedly impaired in Muskoka?
She is a friend and I don't throw my friends under the Escalade!