the lemur
Senior Member
Ask him! I've seen several people ask him on Twitter, and his response is always along the lines of: "You wouldn't like the answer; it's boring and wouldn't play into your twisted dreams of me as some sort of evil drunk-driving-hiding mastermind, you hateful Twitter person"...
...but he never actually gives a straight answer. If the answer is so boring, why can't he just give it?
Yep.
Because he's waiting until he can capitalize on it, the loathsome epitome of FYIGM Randroid self-interest that he is.