I hearby predict that in 100 years time, "Rob Ford" will be a general, all-purpose boogeyman figure, like Rumpelstilsken or Bloody Mary, that older siblings, babysitters, and Bart Simpson types will use to torment and terrorize younger brats on the schoolyard:
"And he's real gross and fat - like 5,000 pounds fat!!! - and he throws his empty vodka bottles at you, and if he catches you, he sits on ya 'till you suffocate, and then he pisses all over your dead body! And he then drags you back to his crack house....to eat you!!!"
"No!"
"Yes! And he'll grind your bones ta make his crack!!"
As the 3013 edition of Mother Goose Rhymes will proclaim:
"Be good little boys and girls,
Don't kick or scream or shout.
Play nice, or in a trice...
Rob Ford'll come to get you...
...If...you...don't...watch...out!"