Rob Ford's Toronto

[animatronic]

So Diane is the Borg Queen.

I was thinking more like Davros

or Mom:

 

[the lemur]

Just listened to that clip - have no idea how anyone can listen to talk radio all day and not want to stick their head in an oven

Me neither. Some people actually talk about it like it's a fount of wisdom full of thoughtful, astute commentators, but it's largely an echo chamber of nuance-free solecisms.

 

[pattycakes]

Would the queen bee grief for the drones? She was busy calling it all just a drinking problem.

AoD

I thought she claimed he just needed to lose a few pounds. It was Doug that said he should just stay in the basement and abuse booze.

Peter KimVerified account ‏@PeterKimGlobal 29m29 minutes agoToronto, Ontario
.@JohnTory says no personal preference b/w by-election or appointment for Ward2 but by-election more likely #topoli

 

[AlvinofDiaspar]

I thought she claimed he just needed to lose a few pounds. It was Doug that said he should just stay in the basement and abuse booze.

Peter KimVerified account ‏@PeterKimGlobal 29m29 minutes agoToronto, Ontario
.@JohnTory says no personal preference b/w by-election or appointment for Ward2 but by-election more likely #topoli

Oh right - I should have remembered THAT.

AoD

 

[pattycakes]

Mammo is hitting it hard today. I guess he forgot he turned his back too! Damn, he's stupid.

 

[JGHali]

If I were on that list, I'd be talking to my lawyer about any application of that to libel law...

 

[AlvinofDiaspar]

If I were on that list, I'd be talking to my lawyer about any application of that to libel law...

LOL, nice to know that he got a hotline to God to know that he is squirming. Or was he mixing it up with the adult entertainment venues?

AoD

 

[AndreaPalladio]

I'm sure he knows what God is up to by speaking to the Mayor of Heaven when he delivers subs...

 

[Cooper]

Mammo is hitting it hard today. I guess he forgot he turned his back too! Damn, he's stupid.

Hmm... I'm thinking Giorgoi might want to review the tape. Looks like he's turning his back, too. It's haf-hearted, but I don't see him standing with Rob on this one.

 

[Jimmi T]

Regarding that Vice story, I love the part about Ford coming to pick junk up off that guy's front lawn with ziplock bags! He was paid almost 200 grand to be a glorified janitor.

 

[AndreaPalladio]

But did he get some votes and a three buck tip? If so, totally worth it.

 

[the lemur]

Mammo is hitting it hard today. I guess he forgot he turned his back too! Damn, he's stupid.

It almost sounds like an April Fool's joke, Mammo pretending to sound like a fire-and-brimstone preacher, and the shitty unfunny joke seems to fit his style, but nah. Just Mammo being Mammo.

 

[the lemur]

Regarding that Vice story, I love the part about Ford coming to pick junk up off that guy's front lawn with ziplock bags! He was paid almost 200 grand to be a glorified janitor.

Ford would have made a pretty good custodian, building super ... or football coach. He had a totally warped idea of what mayoralty entailed.

 

[Roy's Square]

I don't see council agreeing with his emergency motion.

No problem, Council's still going, and he hasn't submitted it.

In fact, he wasn't even in the chamber as his colleagues were going through the Members Motions, Urgent and otherwise.

 

[AndreaPalladio]

Ford would have made a pretty good custodian, building super ... or football coach. He had a totally warped idea of what mayoralty entailed.

Verily, he was our own Schneider, and we were too stupid to know it.