I'm not fluent on it, but I'm starting to pick up the basics on how to speak the Fordish language. It's both simple and tricky. Simple part is the real message is usually not in the complete sentence or phrase, but half of it.
So the first one really reads to me at least, "You're never going to catch me..", ignore the second half because the focus is on the first half. The tricky part is guessing which half the real message is located. It's not consistent if the real message is in the first half or second half. Eg: "something something not drunk something....-At the ACC-" this case the focus is on the second half of the sentence.
It's a fascinating dialect, if not a complete language.