One Nut Kruk
Banned
Sounds exactly like a McDonalds to me.
If a restaurant offers nothing that a McDonalds doesn't, ie: various form of sandwiches, fries, salads and icecream (I don't care how better you say it is), I will never go.
I prefer places which don't sell Burgers and salad at all - that will be a good start and an injection of optimism. We need more interesting food, not generic American food (20 variations of hotdogs is not interesting).
We already have a plethora of restaurants that meet your pretentious desires. There's nothing wrong with some American food here. The majority of the people that use the square probably don't have palettes that are as sophisticated as yours.