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Tourism Australia says: Where the Bloody Hell Are You?

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It's bold, it's borderline offensive, but it's better than "Toronto Unlimited"!


From Yahoo! News

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If you curse at them, they will come?

By Paul Tait Thu Feb 23, 9:59 AM ET

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australia launched a new A$180 million ($133 million) advertising campaign Thursday which seeks to attract international tourists by swearing at them.
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"Where the bloody hell are you?" asks the new campaign launched by Australian Tourism Minister Fran Bailey.

Bailey said the campaign will target potential tourists in China, Japan, India, the United States, Germany and Britain and would be rolled out in the next few weeks.

It echoes the hugely successful "Put another shrimp on the barbie" tourism campaign of the 1980s, which featured singlet-wearing comedian Paul Hogan and which lured an estimated 250,000 American tourists to Australia.

The new campaign, which can be seen on Tourism Australia's Web site (www.wherethebloodyhellareyou.com), features a series of Australian backdrops.

It begins with characters saying: "We've poured you a beer and we've had the camels shampooed, we've saved you a spot on the beach ... and we've got the sharks out of the pool."

A bikini-clad woman then asks: "So where the bloody hell are you?."

Bailey and Prime Minister John Howard both defended the campaign against complaints about the use of the word "bloody," a mild profanity used to express annoyance.

"It's a colloquialism, it's not a word that is seen quite in the same category as other words that nobody ought to use in public or on the media or in advertisements," Howard said.

"I think the style of the advertisement is anything but offensive but is in fact in context and I think it's a very effective ad," he told reporters in Sydney.

Howard complained last month about the decline of good manners in Australian society, blaming the drop in standards on increasing vulgarity on television.

Bailey said the campaign had been tested in some of Australia's key markets and had been successful, although she gave no details.

"This is presenting Australia as we are. We're plain-speaking, we're friendly. It's using the vernacular," Bailey told reporters.

While the "shrimp on the barbie" campaign attracted thousands of tourists, its crassness caused many Australians to cringe.

It was followed in 1995 by a A$100 million ($74 million) campaign -- then Australia's biggest single marketing and advertising campaign -- which sought to convince the world Australia also had culture.

Bailey said Australia's tourism industry was worth A$73 billion and employed 500,000 Australians.

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i like it. It as least shows some personality. Ballsy. Now if only it was something like

Get the **** over here!
 
VISIT TORONTO.

NO, SERIOUSLY.

WHAT, ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?
 
TORONTO

"Like, you ****in' belong here, eh?"



A retro-ballsy updated aggressive version.
 
Come to Toronto...

You suck and so do we... we belong together...

aerial-view-toronto-skyline.jpg
 
Toronto....You've travelled to the best, now try the rest.

or...

Toronto....Its not Detroit, but its still ok.

or...

Toronto....Shark Free, SARS Free, Sugarfree and Stanley Cup Free.
 
I wish there was a reputation system on this board! :rollin

Toronto, it's south of Vaughan.

Toronto, it's east of Mississauga.

Toronto, Not good enough for the Olympics (yet).

Toronto, where the army visits once in a while!
 
The Australian strategy is to promote the entire country and not just individual cities alone.

They even make flying between cities easy with a flex pass for three destinations within Australia.

The Canadian strategy is the complete opposite, leaving it up to each individual city and region to come up with their own marketing campaign and image instead of pooling resources.

Louroz
 
The Canadian strategy is the complete opposite, leaving it up to each individual city and region to come up with their own marketing campaign and image instead of pooling resources.

Tourists should experience Canada in the same disjointed, uncooperative, ad hoc manner that we as citizens do. In fact, they should create the "Canadian Experience" tour.

Day 1: Fly into St. Johns. Get pissed drunk and engage in a discussion with locals about how they are not part of the Maritimes and how the Rest of Canada (ROC) forgets about them. Refer to Day 1 from this point forward as 'My time on the Rock'

Day 2: Fly to Charletown. Rent a car thinking that driving across the Confederation Bridge is going to be interesting only to realize its 20 minutes of being surrounded by a concrete wall. Spend time in Halifax listening to how Newfoundlanders are not real Maritimers and how the ROC ignores the Maritimes and how Newfoundland is rolling in oil money.

Day 3: Quebec City. Become confused when you see the inscription 'National Assembly'. Start to think this is the capital of Canada until a Quebecer corrects you letting know it is the capital of the Independent Nation of Quebec.

Day 4: Montreal. On foot you simply explore the city as you are either told a) seperatists suck or b) federalists suck. The only thing people in the city can agree on is that the ROC ignores the city.

Day 5: Toronto (GTA/Golden Horeshoe/Canadas Economic Engine). You start out in Oshawa and are forced to make your way across the city on one the dozen or so different uncoordinated transit systems. You have lunch in downtown Toronto and listen to how Toronto is the city that makes or breaks Canada and how everyone in Canadas shits all over it. You also first learn of Mississauga, a rebel suburban state that seems close to revolt. You have supper in Mississauga and are told of how Mississauga is its own city, but by itself, and wants nothing to do with anybody and will fight for its right to be a priviliged, white, upper class suburban neighborhood.

Day 6: Winnipeg. Its bloody cold so you drink yourself stupid. People here seem to all agree that no one in the ROC pays any attention to them.

Day 7: Calgary. Spend a day walking the sky bridges between the downtown buildings. Listen to how Calgary is the heart of the Canadian economy, how the ROC is taking their hard earned money and how alienated and over taxed they are. Attend a supper with a group of people from a neo-conservative think tank talk about how better they would be being part of the US.

Day 8: Vancouver. Make your way through the rain soaked streets with your umbrella. Determine which of the 100 Starbucks you would like to visit. Listen to mainlanders talk about how the ROC ignores BC.

Day 9: Nunavut. Spend in a day in a small Innu village. Experience poverty, despair, and desperation. Watch preteens drink themselves into unconciousness. Witness an Innu person commit suicide and reaffirm their incredible suicide rates. Listen to people talk about how the ROC of Canada ignores First Nations People.

Of course the entire trip is taken using public transit, cars, VIA, Air Canada, Tango, Jazz, Westjet, Greyhound. Never the same mode twice in a row. Never booked through an agent either, all through each companies own booking services.

And of this trip cannot be advertised. There is no guidance on how to get from city to city. There is no coordination of what attractions to go to. You are simply dumped off at St Johns (or Victoria alternatively for Pacific tourists) and let loose. Now that is the way to truely experience what Canada is.
 
"You start out in Oshawa and are forced to make your way across the city on one the dozen or so different uncoordinated transit systems."

Or you could take GO...that's what it's for.
 
I think I remember reading some cute article a decade ago by someone who travelled from Philly to NYC entirely by local public transit.

So yes; the "uncoordinated transit system" issue is indeed a nitpick...
 
I think I remember reading some cute article a decade ago by someone who travelled from Philly to NYC entirely by local public transit.

That's actually fairly easy to do. The State of New Jersey has one public transit agency - NJ Transit that runs the light rail, commutter trains, local and coach buses, and connects with NYC and Philly by PATCO/PATH, commuter train or coach bus. Now that's transit integration.
 

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