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Bushisms: U.S. leader sets standard for mangled phrases during presidency

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By The Associated Press, The Associated Press


President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the U.S. leaders original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malapropisms and mangled statements:


-"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.


-"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" - January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.


-"They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander-in-chief, too." - Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.


-"There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." - Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.


- "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." - April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.


- "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." - April 18, 2002, at the White House.


-"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.


-"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defence spending bill.


-"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.


- "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." - April 20, 2005, in Washington.


- "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." - Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.


-"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbours back into neighbourhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." - Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of hurricane Katrina.


-"It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." - June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.


-"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." - Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.


- "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." - June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.


- "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." - September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

-"Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict to the White House.

-"The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." - May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

-"And they have no disregard for human life." - July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

- "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." - June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

-"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." - July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

- "This thaw - took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.
 
GWB: Bushisms and a mangled presidency...

CB: With the shenanigans and fiascos concerning both elections
2000-Florida and 2004-Ohio it did not really surprise me much.

In just two weeks W will be gone from the Presidency for good-too bad it could not have been sooner. LI MIKE
 
The shenanigans doesn't change the fact that around a half of Americans who voted in two consecutive federal election circled this man's name.

Good job, democracy.
 
For some local content, from Wikipedia's entry on Allan Lamport

Lamport was well known for his malapropisms. Among some of his quotations:

"All this progress is marvellous... now if only it would stop!"
"It's hard to make predictions - especially about the future."
"I’m lost, but I’m making record time."
"I spent a week in Montreal last weekend."
"We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement."
"We've got to act wisely and otherwisely."
"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."
"We have to choose between collapse and ruin."
"What you're telling me is a matter of major insignificance."
"I am a man of sound prejudice."
"This is the crutch of the problem."
"Canada is the best country in the nation."
"I deny the allegations and I defy the allegators."
"When you're talking about me, keep your mouth shut."
 
I wonder if the lame-stream (media) will keep track of any Barackisms?
...B.O is just too sharp and loved throughout all 57states.
 
It's more likely they'll have far fewer Barackisms to work with--he's a much better speaker than Bush was. Bush was no dummy but he strikes me as being much more simple-minded than Barack and less able to think on his feet.
 
swim with the fishies

-"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

said the mobster as he pushed the man with cement shoes off the bridge into the river.
 
It's more likely they'll have far fewer Barackisms to work with--he's a much better speaker than Bush was. Bush was no dummy but he strikes me as being much more simple-minded than Barack and less able to think on his feet.
Of course.
simple mathematics;
bush/conservative = dummy

b.o./liberal = erudite

im still stuck on;
fire -bad,

candy -good

i'm stupid,i'm stupid,i'm stupid...
 
my favorite bushism is the "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice....ya ain't fool me again" quote. bush improvised it and gave it a pair of balls, quite possibly the high point of his career.
 
Of course.
simple mathematics;
bush/conservative = dummy

b.o./liberal = erudite

im still stuck on;
fire -bad,

candy -good

i'm stupid,i'm stupid,i'm stupid...

I'm assuming you're trying to paint things in absolutes either because your mind works that way or you just like trolling, but you didn't even frame the loaded question properly.

Bush's policies have made any true conservatives (fiscal not just social) cringe just as much as he's made so-called liberals cringe. Ask a true conservative if he's consider bailing out the auto industry, running up a record deficit or spending enormously on a war no one needed and you wouldn't likely get an affirmative. A true conservative doesn't want greater government interference in the private lives of citizens either, and the Patriot Act did that quite effectively.

And while Obama might seem liberal next to McCain or Bush I don't think he's particularly liberal when compared to the rest of the world. He is more centrist and less reactionary, yes, but not simply liberal. He's already tried to bring conservatives on side with some of his early decisions and appointments and has ticked off those so-called liberals and Move On people already. I rather doubt he would have won the U.S. election had he been a liberal or pushed clearly liberal policies.

And, quite frankly, with ideology put aside all you have to do is listen to the speeches, debates and unscripted answers of both men to get a sense of which is more likely to flub his lines or come up with a weak answer to a good question. You don't have to get political at all.
 
I'm assuming you're trying to paint things in absolutes either because your mind works that way or you just like trolling, but you didn't even frame the loaded question properly.

Bush's policies have made any true conservatives (fiscal not just social) cringe just as much as he's made so-called liberals cringe. Ask a true conservative if he's consider bailing out the auto industry, running up a record deficit or spending enormously on a war no one needed and you wouldn't likely get an affirmative. A true conservative doesn't want greater government interference in the private lives of citizens either, and the Patriot Act did that quite effectively.

And while Obama might seem liberal next to McCain or Bush I don't think he's particularly liberal when compared to the rest of the world. He is more centrist and less reactionary, yes, but not simply liberal. He's already tried to bring conservatives on side with some of his early decisions and appointments and has ticked off those so-called liberals and Move On people already. I rather doubt he would have won the U.S. election had he been a liberal or pushed clearly liberal policies.

And, quite frankly, with ideology put aside all you have to do is listen to the speeches, debates and unscripted answers of both men to get a sense of which is more likely to flub his lines or come up with a weak answer to a good question. You don't have to get political at all.

Obama centrist?
McCain or Bush conservative?

Time to tweak your paradigm.

try this;
McCain & Bush - liberal Republicans
B.O. - Socialist or NeoMarxist, friendly Revolutionary

My dude, you are a political sciolist.( hate to use big words on you but you own that one)
 
Obama centrist?
McCain or Bush conservative?

Time to tweak your paradigm.

try this;
McCain & Bush - liberal Republicans
B.O. - Socialist or NeoMarxist, friendly Revolutionary

My dude, you are a political sciolist.( hate to use big words on you but you own that one)

:p

This would put you firmly in the camp of the John Birch Society, no?

(p.s.--if Obama is a NeoMarxist I can't even fathom where dear 'ol Jack Layton might be on your political spectrum. Does it wrap around and end up on the right again?)
 
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