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Those spires look like they've been created just for Spiderman. What's a mild-mannered caped crusader supposed to hook the batrope around, fair citizens? Something closer to, what say, 18 storeys please.

As my crime-fighting associate Robin always says, "TL/dr".

They seem to be breeding. Robin and I will look for who could be behind this dastardly plot to replace private vehicles!

I beg your pardon, citizen, a 'what' factor?

And now, citizen-tipster aiabx says "Cautious destruction has resumed", under the watchful eye, I am assured, of certified Professional Engineers. All is well in Racoon City, citizens.

I've just been made aware by an alert citizen that something may be afoot at King Blue. This image shows various henchmen gathered just to the east of the Westinghouse facade retention and guts demolition. The citizen-tipster, known to me only as aiabx, has this to say: "I did see a guy...

That diminuitive is a touch more intimate than I am perfectly comfortable with, citizen, but I commend you for the service you have provided me and by extension this fair city, and Robin and I are grateful for your eagle eyes.

Photos or it didn't happen, citizen.

Big deal, citizens.

Citizens, no matter what your concerns are regarding political correctness, it has got to be an increasing liability for the both the hotel occupancy and for the condominium sales for the building to be named after an arch villain. The man is a menace and he should be dealt with by the...

Has Catwoman got her hooks into Clewes? Has Olga, Queen of the Cossacks, copped the originals and replaced them with counterfeits? Has KingTut slipped a virus into aA's automation? There's certainly some treatchery afoot! What will we find out next week?

Agreed, citizen. Some supervillain developer is royally ripping off aA here, aided and abetted by a henchman architect willing to pump out warmed-over Ïce, somewhat cubed, and totally undercooked, without the requisite time given to allow the ingredients to combine into a satisfying whole. Back...

Citizen, don't let anyone tell you that Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy aren't real. Why they're just as real as John Tory's commitment to proper transit planning over politically motivated decision making. Now lay down your head and think of burbling streams and singing birdies while I help go...

Citizens, I want to you to know that my day in San Francisco with Batkid was special, and I don't think that any offence was intended by including the image of us in this rendering for the KPMB plan, but I know that Bumble Bee is "super pissed off", not wording I can condone of course.

None of that rules out a Starbucks. Just saying, citizen.

As useful as the Batcopter is to avoid traffic in overly car-dependent areas, Robin's been influenced by his social studies class at school and was concerned with the level of noise the Batcopter produces and the inevitable nimby backlash, citizen.

The last thing that area needs is more car-dependent development, citizens. Robin, Batgirl, and myself were clambering through the silos this summer, thinking that the structure might make a nice Junction outpost for the Batcave, but the streets are utter madness through there, what with Joker's...

Thank you for alerting me to this infernal threat to our fair city, citizen. Robin and I will continue to remind hipster and suburbanite alike that a seemly public realm will go a long way to keeping the supervillainy of urban decay at bay.

Citizens, the Toronto Sun is preparing a supplement to be published at 3 PM today, with 25,000 copies on stands by 5 PM. They're soliciting advertisers for the run, looking for big bucks.

Yes, citizen, I'm there!