How many times can you be told bilingually by the world's least pleasant TTS system to stay back from the yellow line before you need to be committed to an asylum?
What if it was the soothing voice of Seth Rogen that made the announcements? And what if that announcement went for waaaay too long for people to keep triggering it every 5 seconds? And what if it was a new version of the announcement every time?
Hey everyone, this is one of those announcements I never thought I’d be making, but here we are...
please stand back of the yellow line.
It’s bright yellow. You can’t miss it.
It’s doing a lot of work for us today, let's all respect that.
Uh, hey, folks. Yeah, hi, it's me again. So if you could just, uh, stand
back of the yellow line… that’d be great.
The yellow line is there for a reason.
It’s… not a suggestion.
Okay, cool. Thanks.
Alright, so, quick thing... See the yellow line?
That’s like…
the line.
Life is better on
this side of it.
So let’s all just stand back of the yellow line and have a good day, yeah?
Heyyy everyone! Uh, real quick... If we could all just take, like,
one small step back of the yellow line…
Not a big step. A tiny step.
Just enough to say, ‘Yeah, I respect the yellow line.’
Thanks, guys.
Okay, so apparently I’m supposed to tell you to stand back of the yellow line. Says so in the script they gave me.
And honestly? It’s a solid line. Very yellow.
Let’s all just trust it, 'kay?
Don't be a douche bag, please stand back.
Hi folks, quick reminder that the yellow line is not, uh, part of the platform experience.
It’s more of a boundary.
So if you could stand back of it, um, that’d be amazing? Truly.