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Gaaahhh! Exactly what I was just thinking Robi — er — citizen!

Please don't toy with the Bat Signal, Citizen. I'd be concerned that for its miss-use, Commissioner Ramer might send his henchme—, my mistake, his finest officers out to clip you for doing 26 on your bike in High Park.

Yes, that's exactly what it is, and NOTHING else, Citizen.

Sorry Citizen, I deal with supervillains, not slavering trolls.

Uhhhhhhhh…

Nice catch, citizen, but I am troubled to say that my agency, DC Comics, has not yet heard from the proponents regarding this use of my likeness. I am certain that we could come to an amicable arrangement, however, as long as you and your fellow UrbanTorontonians welcome us in your fine city...

And the basis of the lawsuit would be what, Dear Citizen? That the residents of this home should not be subjected to live in a nieghbourhood of cartoonishly narrowminded, pearl-clutching, entitled archvillains? A lawsuit would be preposterous.

I am discomfitted that I wasn't informed of this meeting.

You there Robin? I think we just got a 16-shot cry for help. Time to transport a citizen to the Gotham General Decaf Ward!

Robin and I have perched up there a number of times now, citizen; Eau du Soleil has quite the view of your fair city. Of course to fit enough of it into our utility belts, we had to re-engineer a thinner but equally resilient batrope to scale these impressive erections, they are taller than we...

Yes, citizen, that wall is most certainly a crime! Is it possible that the Key West ownership to the north of Westlake has not agreed to close off those parking spaces so that Onni can have the brick laid? I would suggest that you contact the Commissioner's office to see if that can be sorted out.

Never fear, citizen. As long as Stephen Holyday and Denzil Minnan Wong still skulk through City Hall corridors, Robin and I will be here to see that their nefarious anti-urban schemes are thwarted! Sleep soundly, good sir.

Oh, not so odd, citizen, if you're familiar with The Mortician! Where will his next crypt be though? Back to Arkham maybe?

Gadzooks! Thanks for the tip-off, concerned Senior Member. I'll ask local billionaire paragon Bruce Wayne to keep an eye on them from his courtside seats.

Citizen, the rainbow did vanish! The Leprechaun's pot o' gold is locked away again as is the pesky clover-coloured fellow, and interim police chief James Ramer assures me that this fair city is safe again from his fanciful displays of colour.